"You Know You're a Mom When"

I came across this from Pastor's Wife Holly Furtick's blog which i thought was so funny and so true and just had to share:

You Know You’re a Mom When…

1. You have signed a check with a crayon
2. You wish your baby monitor had a snooze button
3. You can feed a small family with all of the french fries, goldfish, and various other crumbs found in the back of your mini-van
4. You find yourself constantly talking in 3^rd person, “Mommy said NO!”
5. You child has taken two baths today but you haven’t had a shower in two days!
6. You can think of 1000 different ways to use a baby wipe that don’t involve changing a diaper
7. Instead of singing in the shower you say things like
   • Don’t open the door
   • Go watch dora
   • No, you can’t get in
   • Is anyone hurt?
8. An uninterrupted shower feels like a day at the spa.
9. You know all the words to every theme song on Nick Jr. but you can’t remember where your keys or cell phone are
10. When on that rare chance that you go to the grocery store alone, you walk the isles slowly as if in a museum.

Wouldn't trade being a Mom for anything in the world!



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